Quit bugging me about it. I am NOT GETTING THE H1N1 VACCINATION!

SCREW YOU, PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY!!!


Here are some (but not all) of the reasons I've decided not to have myself or my family vaccinated against the swine flu:
  1. The swine flu is mild - it hasn't mutated into a virulent epidemic like the medical community thought it would. The H1N1 virus is mild for all but a small percentage of the population - people over 60, pregnant women, and those with already compromised immune systems. This flu is even milder than the regular flu! We're young, strong and healthy so we can handle it.

  2. There has been limited testing of the vaccine - because everyone freaked out about this virus early on, they rushed the vaccine to market without spending what to me would have been a reasonable amount of time testing the drug.

  3. Toxic additives - while the medical community are quick to reassure us that they pose no health risk, everyone by now knows that vaccines contain toxic chemical additives. This particular vaccine contains ethylene glycol (antifreeze), formaldehyde, carbolic acid, mercury, aluminum and squalene, which has been linked to arthritis and MS in rats.

  4. The best protection is natural - stay hydrated, get plenty of rest, eat lots of fruits and veggies, up your intake of vitamins D and C, wash your hands frequently, and if you start to feel unwell, turn to naturopathic remedies (zinc, echinacea and oil of oregano is what I use).
What about you? Are you going "under the needle" this flu season?

What? She TOOK MY ADVICE?!

Last Saturday morning, I woke up and wandered, bleary-eyed and incoherent, towards the kitchen to make some coffee. It was some ungodly hour of the morning - nine o'clock maybe? Imagine my surprise to see my daughter, fully clothed and wearing her usual war paint*, sitting in the living room waiting for me! Now imagine, if you will, my absolute shock upon discovering that she had made the coffee for me.

My Momdar kicked in right away - what's this kid up to? Sure enough, it took only a moment to get to the guts of the matter:

Daughter Monster: "Mama, can I go to the movies today?"
Mama Bear: "You didn't do your chores this week, so how will you pay the admission?"

DM: "My friend's gonna pay."
MB: "Who's this rich friend you've got?"
DM: "Oh, it's Shawn from my old school! We haven't seen each other in months."
MB: "Uh.... don't you have a boyfriend?"
DM: "Yeah, but Shawn and I are just friends. It's totally okay for me to go."

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH! TIME FOR A LIFE LESSON!

I explained to the Daughter Monster that it was certainly NOT okay to go on a date with another boy, that she'd be cheating on her boyfriend. She was quick to inform me that "it's not a date! We're just friends!"

I said, "Listen, kid. If a boy takes you to a movie and pays your way in and nobody else goes, it's a date, which might I remind you is still off-limits to your thirteen-year-old butt? You guys might just be friends, but your boyfriend doesn't know that. He might get jealous. Jealousy isn't an attractive personality trait, but why would you go out of your way to make him jealous? Imagine how you'd feel if he took a girl he was "just friends with" to the movies and paid for her to get in and maybe bought her popcorn, too. Would it make you feel better if he insisted they were just friends, or would you be mad at him?"


She thought about this for a minute and replied, "I see what you mean, but I really want to see him and I really want to see this movie! I can't afford to pay for myself so what should I do?"

I choked on the reply that came automatically: "If you'd done your damn chores you'd have your own money!" and instead suggested that she invite a few other friends to go along. That way, it would just be a group of friends going to the show. She'd have many witnesses to attest to her good behaviour, and there'd be nothing for her boyfriend to get jealous about. And I also suggested that instead of relying on the charity of others, that she hurry through her chores to earn the admission price to the movie.

Now, if my earlier surprise and shock weren't enough to have stunned me for the day, imagine how I felt... when she took my advice.

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Turning Table Scraps Into WIN

Last night, Stuart and I had baked chicken legs for dinner. One each. We had roasted potatoes and carrots with them, and it was a delicious, inexpensive meal.

After dinner, I threw the bones from the two chicken legs, an onion and three baby carrots into a pot, filled it with water, went shake shake shake with a buncha stuff from my spice rack, threw in a bay leaf, and simmered that for a few hours. I strained the bones and veggies out and put the broth in the fridge before bed. This morning when I woke up, I skimmed the layer of fat that had risen to the top and added a pinch of salt.

I returned the soup to the fridge and tonight for dinner I added one well-beaten egg. It was the most delicious egg drop soup I'd ever had. There was just enough for one.



How often do you throw scraps away because you think there isn't enough to bother saving? What would normally have gone in the garbage was turned into another meal and it was free. Think about it.

Here's another parting thought: imagine all the times you threw away the last spoonful of mashed or boiled potatoes because there wasn't enough to put into a container. Now imagine you kept a Tupperware container in the freezer and every time you had an extra spoonful or two of potatoes, you threw them into the container. Now imagine how amazing it would be to sit down to a delicious cream of potato, cheddar and bacon soup when that container got full.



If we just took the time to think, before throwing something away, whether it still had a use, oh the riches we would have....

Brown Bag Lunches For People Who Hate Brown Bag Lunches


Banish the boring brown bag forever!

Today is the first day of school for a lot of kids, including my own. Now, I'd like to preface this entire post by saying that it doesn't matter how cool or delicious or different I make it, my daughter claims she would never be caught dead eating a home-packed lunch at school. All the cool kids eat fries from the cafeteria, Mama, like duh! But you know what's funny? Once in a while, she'll wander into the kitchen after dinner while I'm making my lunch for the next day, and she'll peek over my shoulder and say "Ooh that looks good! Can I have some too?"


A spinach, goat cheese and strawberry salad would make a tasty gourmet lunch.

After my indulgent summer of take-out lunches and pizza-on-the-go, I am renewing my efforts to create delicious, healthy, alternative lunches to bring with me. I have good reason to - the money. Gwen Junior needs a tutor this year so my "lunch money" is going towards that. Investing in the future, I say!


Sanwiches are no fun and often aren't even healthy!

My number one rule for brown bag lunches is NO WHITE BREAD! Sandwiches are so 1985. And let's be honest: If I have to look at one more green salad, I'm going to chuck everything in the trash and go down the street for a curry.

While the grownups enjoy a little variety and some tasty gourmet food, kids are easier to please:
  • Finger foods are always a hit, so consider packing chicken fingers, deli meat rollups, cheese slices, grapes, cucumber slices, or fresh whole strawberries.
  • Cut down on the cost of prepackaged food by making your own "Lunchables" with deli meat, cheddar cheese and crackers.
  • Feeling a little Hawaiian? Try ham and pineapple skewers!
  • Kids like something a little sweet. Try half a bagel with strawberry cream cheese.
  • Any kind of pasta salad will be a huge hit!


Bento boxes are a fun, colourful way of filling your kid up with healthy awesomeness.
For ideas, check out the bento box Flickr pool.

And for us grownups, here are my current favourite brown bag lunches and tips:
  • Greek salad loaded with feta cheese, olives, lemon juice and tomatoes
  • Fajita or taco salad: make extra on taco night, and mix all the leftovers with romaine lettuce
  • Grilled veggies on foccacia with a thin smear of goat cheese
  • If you must have a sandwich, splurge on artisan bread and Havarti cheese
  • Anything is better with a grilled chicken breast. When you're grilling dinner, make extras and freeze
  • Leftover grilled or broiled salmon fillet, in a whole wheat wrap with avocado, bean sprouts, lettuce, tomatoes and balsamic vinaigrette
  • Hot lunches ALWAYS beat cold lunches. Bring a container of chili, your favourite soup, leftover pasta, or stew! Put your slow cooker to use, making meals in advance. You can freeze them in 1-cup containers.


Part of my new belt-tightening regime is to stop buying takeout coffee!
I've switched to green tea made at the office. Cheaper and healthier too!


So tell me: What are YOUR family's favourite brown bag lunch options? Have a recipe you think I should try?

I challenge all you restaurant-lunchers to tighten your belts and bring a lunch from home this week!


Tightening Our Belts For More Than One Reason


Well, that's it. Time for change.

Following a summer of hard work, a mid-season extravaganza (my wedding) and then a full month of lazy don't-wanna-cook-dinner, let's-eat-out-constantly indulgence, I am spending my Labour Day reflecting on how I can spend less, eat healthier, cut corners, and just live a simpler, thriftier lifestyle for a bit.

I was so busy with wedding planning early this summer that often, I'd forget to do grocery shopping, and most evenings I didn't have the time to cook anything, so we got takeout a lot. That was expensive, but because it was before my wedding, I did my best to keep it healthy (since I still had to fit into the damn dress haha). After the wedding, I adopted a "oh well this is my honeymoon month" mindframe and treated myself to pretty much anything and everything I wanted.

Now it's back to school and back to autumn, and the first place where I'm kicking extravagance to the curb is the food department. No more restaurant lunches during the work week, no more bagel-and-coffee stops before I start my shift, no more takeaway dinners, no more high-priced, not-too-healthy ingredients. I'm serious about back to basics.

I'm starting off by serving my family very frugal meals today:

Toast and hard boiled eggs for breakfast
Tuna sandwiches and a salad for lunch
Baked chicken legs, roasted potatoes and salad for dinner

This week will have a frugal home-cooking theme. I'll explore fun, healthy, yummy brown bag lunches, quantity cooking for the days you just want to pull something out of the freezer, how to cut corners at the grocery store, and more. I also promise to feature at least one cheap, delicious recipe every day. Oh, and since I have to lose twelve pounds, everything will be low carb (but so delicious you won't even notice!) so stay tuned while Gwen gets back to basics - and to blogging!

Today's recipe is for low carb chicken with wine stew. It's a crockpot recipes, perfect for crisp, cool, busy fall days. What keeps this recipe cheap are the ingredients - bone-in chicken thighs are a great option, and at this time of year locally-grown produce is in abundance. Don't break the bank buying the wine - although some would disagree with me, I've always found that the cheapest white wine tastes just as good as an expensive one when you're using it in a cooked or baked dish (red wine is a different story though). This recipe is high in protein (30 grams per serving) and low in effective carbohydrates (7 per serving). The fat content is high though, at 14 grams per serving, so if you wanted to cut that down you could use chicken breasts instead of thighs and maybe turkey bacon.


Photo © The Food Channel / Recipe from Carbsmart.com

Low Carb Chicken with Wine Stew (Serves 6)

  • 1 tablespoon vegetable oil
  • 2 pounds (1 kg) skinless chicken thighs
  • 6 strips bacon, chopped
  • 2 medium onions, quartered
  • 2 whole garlic cloves, minced
  • 1 1/2 cups chicken stock
  • 1/2 cup dry white wine
  • 1 bay leaf
  • 2 teaspoons Italian seasoning (or 1 teaspoon dried basil, 1 teaspoon oregano, and 2 teaspoons Herbes de Provence)
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1 tablespoon cornstarch
  • 3 cups sliced mushrooms
  • 2 green onions (scallions), sliced
  • 1/4 cup heavy or whipping cream
In a large, non-stick skillet, heat the vegetable oil over medium-high heat. Brown the chicken thighs and bacon in until the chicken is browned on all sides and the bacon is cooked. Transfer the meat to the crockpot.

Combine all the remaining ingredients except the cornstarch in a large bowl and stir to combine them. Pour them over the meat.

Cover and cook on low for 8 to 10 hours, or until the meat and vegetables are tender.

Remove a small amount of the broth from the crock pot. Whisk the cornstarch into a small amount of the broth. Combine the starch/chicken broth mixture with the stew and stir to combine. Let stand a few minutes while the broth thickens.

Selfish Sally Trips on her Heartstrings

I don't believe in giving money to homeless panhandlers. I think they might use the money for crack or alcohol. Sure and there are many who are honest, but many others as well who are swindlers and why should my hard-earned money go in their hands when I also donate to the Salvation Army and drop food (that I bought with said hard-earned money) in the Food Bank boxes at the grocery store? I help in the ways that I am confortable with, and I am not normally comfortable giving my coffee money to some dirty stranger who sticks their hand out. You think that makes me a bad person? TFB. Moving on.

This morning as I walked into the subway station and towards the automatic entrance turnstile thing, I was approached by a man who asked me if I could spare some change for the subway. I issued my standard panhandler response: I flashed my Metro swipe card to indicate I had no change, shook my head at him without saying anything, and carried on.

As I went through the turnstile I couldn't get this man out of my mind. He didn't look like a beggar. His clothes weren't dirty. He was clean-shaven. He looked desperate. He wasn't wearing a suit, but looked casually presentable nonetheless. He was better dressed than I was, anyway (I'm wearing sweats today). Could this be a man who lost his wallet and has an important meeting at work today? Someone who forgot his Metropass at home and doesn't have time to go back for it? I've been in those shoes. I've had to panhandle to get bus fare because I lost my wallet on route. It was humiliating and degrading. So you know what? I went back to that man and gave him subway fare. But here's the selfish part: I didn't do it for him. I did it for me. You know why?

Because I need something to feel good about today.

Boldly Going Where No Carnivore's Gone Before

I just got back from the Noah's Health Food Store. I picked up a couple of things for my newly vegetarian twelve-year-old daughter (at first I thought it was just a phase, now I'm not so sure).

I picked up some Natural Factors Vegetarian Formula Hi-Potency Multivitamins, which promise to give her a full spectrum of B vitamins and is 100% plant-based.

I also picked up some textured vegetable protein, or TVP for short. TVP is (apparently) a high protein, low fat meat substitute made of soy flour. It's also very, very inexpensive.


Now this is where Mama Bear scratches her head and asks, "What the HELL am I supposed to do with this stuff?" I'm vaguely thinking I can do vegetarian chili with this stuff, maybe mock meatloaf? Looks like it's time to bust out my Google-Fu and find some recipes!

Five minutes later...

Well, I've got more than a few recipes to try out now! Here are the ones I'm most anxious to try:

What's For Dinner: Pineapple Pork Fried Rice

6 pork chops, trimmed and cut into bite sized pieces
1 onion, sliced however
1/2 carrot, grated
1 red pepper, chopped
1 green pepper, chopped
spoonful of garlic (outta yer lazy minced-in-oil jar)
spoonful of ginger (see above)
2 cups cooked rice *
1 can pineapple chunks
1 tbsp curry powder
1 tsp sugar
soy sauce **

Cook the onions and pork together.
Add pepper and carrot, stir-fry a while.
Add pineapple, stir-fry a minute.
Add rice, stir-dry a minute or two.
Add curry powder & sugar, stir and serve.

* I like to use the drained juice from the can of pineapple when I'm cooking the rice.

** I put soy sauce into my stir-fries in abundance when I think they need a bit of lube. It might be high in sodium, but I think it's better for me than oil.